23 March 2005
♥ Jenny, Here It Is... Actually, You Didn't Request It
Since I'm really nothing without my friends, I thought I should show you how funny and awesome they are. Jenny, this is kind of like your quote page. Except nothing any of the sevies said is on it. Wait, just kidding, I think Zack made the hall of fame/shame. Anyway. Carry on.
Me: "Kayla, you are a crappy depression buster."
Kayla: "Yeah, I could never work for the Crisis Hotline... 'Haha you only took 10 Ibuprofen to kill yourself? It takes at least 30 and then you have to chase it with Vodka or something... glad I could help.'"
Me: "Kayla, you are a crappy depression buster."
Kayla: "Yeah, I could never work for the Crisis Hotline... 'Haha you only took 10 Ibuprofen to kill yourself? It takes at least 30 and then you have to chase it with Vodka or something... glad I could help.'"
"Gorak... need... air..."
--Lauren
"Damn ye pagan po-tay-toe gods!"
--Me to C.May (ask her sometime)
"Boys are like lava lamps... fun to look at, but not very bright."
-Camille
"I'd prefer the term 'Caucasian Garbage,' thank you very much."
--Matt
"If you insist on saying 'woman,' it has to be followed by some sort of derisive command, like 'make me a sandwich."
--Kristin
--Lauren
"Damn ye pagan po-tay-toe gods!"
--Me to C.May (ask her sometime)
"Boys are like lava lamps... fun to look at, but not very bright."
-Camille
"I'd prefer the term 'Caucasian Garbage,' thank you very much."
--Matt
"If you insist on saying 'woman,' it has to be followed by some sort of derisive command, like 'make me a sandwich."
--Kristin
Me to Vince: "Jenny's stalker has a knife."
Vince: "I have a knife!"
Vince: "I have a knife!"
"Sun bad for Lane."
--Lane
--Lane
Jeff: "You're retarded, Nick."
Nick: "What? Why?"
Jeff: "I got nothin'."
Me to Joel: "Stop it, Joel! He will be sooooooo mad if you break our atom... molecule... thing... whatever! He'll yell at us!"
Joel: "What, in his monotone voice? Oh, don't look at me like I'm so mean... I get mocked all the time! I'm short and my last name's Jolly, for heaven's sake."
Nick: "What? Why?"
Jeff: "I got nothin'."
Me to Joel: "Stop it, Joel! He will be sooooooo mad if you break our atom... molecule... thing... whatever! He'll yell at us!"
Joel: "What, in his monotone voice? Oh, don't look at me like I'm so mean... I get mocked all the time! I'm short and my last name's Jolly, for heaven's sake."
"It's been exactly 189 days, 7 hours, and 6 minutes since you broke my heart, Jenny."
--Zack*
(*Note: Zack didn't ACTUALLY say that... I said it... but it's kind of like what Zack%2
--Zack*
(*Note: Zack didn't ACTUALLY say that... I said it... but it's kind of like what Zack%2
3/23/2005
