22 April 2005
♥ Smoking or Non?
If there's one thing that drives me absolutely freakin' crazy, it would probably have to be when small businesses and stuff have advertisements that display improper grammar and usage. I mean, everyone has to look at that; for the sake of all things good and holy, make it look respectable. So the biggest offender right now is this church on Kipling. I drive by it every day on my way to school, and they change their little billboard thing every couple of weeks. Once they commited the cardinal sin of annoying signage, the "Oh yeah, let's use an apostrophe for the plural... because we're too freakin' dumb to know that it's only to be used for contractions and possessives." They're also notorious for improper dash usage. So anyway, I'm driving past this place - Lakewood Christian Church - the other day, right, and their new slogan thingy is "Where will you spend eternity? Smoking or Nonsmoking." Needless to say, I pretty much laughed the majority of my ass off. It was hilarious. Because I guess I'll be sizzlin', but I never really thought of it that way. I mean, whatever I believe, I'm going to hell. Like, if I'm Hindu or whatever, I'm gonna go to hell because I don't believe in God, right? But if I'm Christian, I'm going to hell because I don't worship Allah. Whichever way you stack the cards, I really don't think getting into heaven is happening for me. I just think it's kind of a... conflict of interests, I guess. Maybe that's not the right thing. But you know what I meant. So I'm an atheist. If you feel like mocking those God-fearing, church-attending Lakewooders, though, check out lakewoodchristian.com, it's their site. Hahaha.
4/22/2005
