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09 April 2005

♥ WB2 News at Nine and Why I Hate It

The above headline could be legitimately summed up in two relatively short words: Dave Fraser. I really, truly, despise this man.
I really hate this man.

I mean, there is no one I hate more than Courtney Love, but seriously... I hate this guy. Okay, a few reasons I really hate him:
  • Instead of saying "warmer," he says "better." This drives me absolutely insanse. I hate it. Like, what the hell? That's temperature discrimination! He'll say something like, "Yeah, and it's gonna be a few degrees better here in the high country over the next couple of days," and I'll pretty much lose it. I can't stand this.
  • He holds the little clicker so you can see it. You know how they have the little thing so they can change the projection? Yeah, well, you're not supposed to know because you're not supposed to see it. It's supposed to be this kind of... magical illusion. I mean, this guy alone has shattered my ideas of proper forecasting.
  • Weather forecasters, though always wrong, should not be THIS wrong. Seriously, if he knew what the hell he was doing, I could live with his highly irritating personality. But he isn't even good at his job. If Dave Fraser tells you what the weather is going to be like tomorrow, you can pretty much guarantee that it will be something like the opposite.
  • He flirts outrageously with Asha Blake. And Ernie Bjorkman.
That's another thing. I hate Ernie Bjorkman. Seriously, he is so dumb. It's annoying. And he has some seriously ugly ties. Like not the kind that make me go, "Oh, wow, what an awesome non-conformist this guy is... It's cool that he doesn't care what I think!" They just make me go, "Wow, that is an ugly-ass tie."

Also, I heard that he got in some kind of trouble for harassing his ex-wife or something. I don't really have anything to back that up, though, so I really can't swear to it.

Ah, journalistic integrity. Dave Fraser and Ernie Bjorkman have no idea what the hell they're talking about. Not that I should talk... but I never said I wasn't a hypocrite. I am. I'm a huge hypocrite. But the difference is that nobody reads my crappy blog and lots of people watch the stupid WB2 News at Nine. Which sucks. I hate it.

♥ the best is yet to be.
4/09/2005

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