29 July 2005
♥ The Cretin is Funny
Anna: "I'm hungry."
Emma: "Anna, we ate, like, two hours ago."
Anna: "Well, I have to eat every hour... on the hour."
Emma: "Look, here's some trail mix."
Anna: "I hate trail mix."
Emma: "No you don't; I saw you eating some last night!"
Anna: "Well I hate raisins."
Emma: "I'll give you a dollar if you eat a raisin."
Anna: [picks up raisin; examines it] "Well..."
Emma: "Well?"
Anna: "Okay..." [starts chewing raisin]
THREE MINUTES LATER...
Emma: "For Christ's sake, Anna, swallow the God damn raisin!"
Anna: "But I'm allergic to raisins!"
Cam: "No you're not!"
Sean: "You're not allergic to grapes!"
Anna: "So?"
Cam: "So raisins are dried-up grapes, stupid!"
Anna: "Well I'm allergic to dryness!"
Emma: "Anna, we ate, like, two hours ago."
Anna: "Well, I have to eat every hour... on the hour."
Emma: "Look, here's some trail mix."
Anna: "I hate trail mix."
Emma: "No you don't; I saw you eating some last night!"
Anna: "Well I hate raisins."
Emma: "I'll give you a dollar if you eat a raisin."
Anna: [picks up raisin; examines it] "Well..."
Emma: "Well?"
Anna: "Okay..." [starts chewing raisin]
THREE MINUTES LATER...
Emma: "For Christ's sake, Anna, swallow the God damn raisin!"
Anna: "But I'm allergic to raisins!"
Cam: "No you're not!"
Sean: "You're not allergic to grapes!"
Anna: "So?"
Cam: "So raisins are dried-up grapes, stupid!"
Anna: "Well I'm allergic to dryness!"
7/29/2005
