31 December 2006
♥ work sucks, i know.
[No roses by the stairs though]
PetSmart by the numbers:
1 very large: Gas leak in receiving.
3: Number of cigarettes smoked by new manager in receiving yesterday.
9: Hours on my longest shift this week.
2: Employees sent to the hospital by slippery sidewalks so far this week.
4: People involved in our latest case of sexual harassment, which surrounds biting.
5: Number of employees too many in our equine department.
7: Squeaky stairs on the twenty-foot ladder. Which I use daily.
3: Employees with creepy obsessive controlling girlfriends.
2: Employees whose girlfriends [see previous] have personally confronted me.
4: Former employees who ended up at junior college.
12: Years worked at PetSmart by conspiracy theorist.
0: Amount of underwear worn by gross dog trainer. [Thanks, I needed to know that.]
8.5: Months I have worked at PetSmart.
8.25: Months too long I have worked at PetSmart.
PetSmart by the numbers:
1 very large: Gas leak in receiving.
3: Number of cigarettes smoked by new manager in receiving yesterday.
9: Hours on my longest shift this week.
2: Employees sent to the hospital by slippery sidewalks so far this week.
4: People involved in our latest case of sexual harassment, which surrounds biting.
5: Number of employees too many in our equine department.
7: Squeaky stairs on the twenty-foot ladder. Which I use daily.
3: Employees with creepy obsessive controlling girlfriends.
2: Employees whose girlfriends [see previous] have personally confronted me.
4: Former employees who ended up at junior college.
12: Years worked at PetSmart by conspiracy theorist.
0: Amount of underwear worn by gross dog trainer. [Thanks, I needed to know that.]
8.5: Months I have worked at PetSmart.
8.25: Months too long I have worked at PetSmart.
12/31/2006
