23 August 2007
♥ if only this "letter of explanation" for my absence would cut it.
Dear Dr. Neal,
I regret to inform you that I will no longer be able to attend your third-period Theory of Knowledge class. My indefinite absence is due to a severe medical condition of mine which is apparently exacerbated by circumstances of excruciating boredom. Thank you for your understanding in this delicate and very personal issue. I hope that you and your beloved Mr. Gardner are able to carry on your secret romance, which of course is fueled by a mutual passion for TOK concepts and Joey's "brilliant" interpretations of all your ever-so-thrilling quotes.
I regret to inform you that I will no longer be able to attend your third-period Theory of Knowledge class. My indefinite absence is due to a severe medical condition of mine which is apparently exacerbated by circumstances of excruciating boredom. Thank you for your understanding in this delicate and very personal issue. I hope that you and your beloved Mr. Gardner are able to carry on your secret romance, which of course is fueled by a mutual passion for TOK concepts and Joey's "brilliant" interpretations of all your ever-so-thrilling quotes.
Best of luck in all your future endeavors,
Emma Walker
Emma Walker
8/23/2007