18 January 2008
♥ a rejection letter of my own.
Dear Ms. Park:
It is with little regret that I inform you that your services as a counselor will no longer be needed, effective immediately. Please clean out your office at the first possible opportunity, at which time I expect you will find my high school transcript and ACT scores, which you still have not managed to send to my top choice school. Despite the stress I'm sure you're experiencing at this time of year--the only time of year you ever have to do anything except shovel handfuls of candy from the bowl on your secretary's desk into your mouth--I feel that it would have been imperative for you to do the one job you're actually responsible for. Should you come across any of my important documents, please return them to me, or send them to CU, like you were supposed to in the first place, without delay.
With the utmost disdain and bitterness,
Emma
It is with little regret that I inform you that your services as a counselor will no longer be needed, effective immediately. Please clean out your office at the first possible opportunity, at which time I expect you will find my high school transcript and ACT scores, which you still have not managed to send to my top choice school. Despite the stress I'm sure you're experiencing at this time of year--the only time of year you ever have to do anything except shovel handfuls of candy from the bowl on your secretary's desk into your mouth--I feel that it would have been imperative for you to do the one job you're actually responsible for. Should you come across any of my important documents, please return them to me, or send them to CU, like you were supposed to in the first place, without delay.
With the utmost disdain and bitterness,
Emma
1/18/2008