12 December 2008
♥ ode to college
O why must I live in a dorm?
I hear my roommate's constant porn
And she just smells so bad
(Can you say bachelor pad?!)
It looks as though there's been a storm.
And the food, you see, is even worse
Eating it, I'll end up in a hearse
And that horrible smell!
What's in it? Don't tell!
Stock up on cereal in my purse.
But finals week is here at last
The semester has not gone so fast
So I'll study away
Til my brain turns to... clay?
And finals, finally, will have passed.
I've got 7 semesters of this
(If I don't go to grad school, that is)
I can't wait to grow up;
I don't enjoy King's Cup,
And college, so far, isn't bliss.
But it's best not to grow up too soon
and although I cannot wait for June
I like my new friends
and the letters mom sends
and someday I'll sleep until noon.
I hear my roommate's constant porn
And she just smells so bad
(Can you say bachelor pad?!)
It looks as though there's been a storm.
And the food, you see, is even worse
Eating it, I'll end up in a hearse
And that horrible smell!
What's in it? Don't tell!
Stock up on cereal in my purse.
But finals week is here at last
The semester has not gone so fast
So I'll study away
Til my brain turns to... clay?
And finals, finally, will have passed.
I've got 7 semesters of this
(If I don't go to grad school, that is)
I can't wait to grow up;
I don't enjoy King's Cup,
And college, so far, isn't bliss.
But it's best not to grow up too soon
and although I cannot wait for June
I like my new friends
and the letters mom sends
and someday I'll sleep until noon.
12/12/2008
