31 October 2008
♥ and as if all that weren't enough!
At 2:30 in the morning when I left my room to pee, my roommate locked me out and proceeded to have sex (with about the millionth new guy) so loudly that I could hear her down the hall. I slept on my friend's floor. This is so not ok.
10/31/2008
30 October 2008
♥ here are some charming things about my roommate:
--No less than 7 Keystone Lights currently reside in my fridge. Won't that be fun to explain to the RA should she visit?!
--Currently passed (and snoring) out in the clothes she went out in last night.
--Head count (and I mean that in more than one way) is up to seven as of last night. May I be blunt? That is a lot of boys to fuck in less than two months.
--Used condom found in MY trash (not her trash) this morning. May I provide you with too much information? Because she was too lazy/drunk/stupid to wrap said protection in, say, a tissue, the, er, "seed" of last night's guest had spilled onto the rest of MY trash. I didn't need the trash anymore, but still, gross.
--Went to a strip club last night. I am not joking.
--Major confrontation alert! When I asked that her, er, guest be gone by 11 last night so I could study/sleep before my midterm today, she informed said guest that "mom" said he had to be gone by 11. May I be rather frank? I would like to punch her in the ovaries.
--Called me a "goody two shoes" last night. Again, not even joking.
--Who even says goody two shoes anymore? Sluts, that's who.
--...Am I a goody two shoes?!
--Halloween costume: slutty mobster.
--Completely plastered and/or holding a drink in absolutely every photo I have ever seen of her.
--Slut. Big slutty slut slut.
I can't wait to get out of the dorms.
10/30/2008
♥ ...
Today, a boy in my mass comm class tried to argue that Sarah Palin is a feminist.
10/30/2008
29 October 2008
♥ i love david sedaris
If only we could all be so ruthlessly intelligent.
10/29/2008
27 October 2008
♥ and maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me
...after all, you're my wonderwall.
10/27/2008
26 October 2008
♥ i'm pretty sure this qualifies as "unbelievably lame"
It's pretty embarrassing to admit that I was moved to tears during a particularly heinous new Disney movie. (In my defense, I was there with an eight-year-old.) I certainly wouldn't say I miss high school, but the end of senior year brought about a lot of change I wasn't ready for. But hey, if Gabriella and Troy can make it work, I guess we can too.
Not that I put a lot of stuck in the post-high school careers of characters from the fictional East High.
...shut up.
10/26/2008
23 October 2008
♥ i know i've already mentioned this. i know.
But I would like to look like this. I hereby proclaim that Blake Lively is gorgeous, and that if the above image is that of a "curvy" woman, then curvy is what I'm shooting for.
10/23/2008
♥ if your name is kayla, you are not being addressed by this question:
Is it weird that I'm madly in love with Tom Petty?
10/23/2008
22 October 2008
♥ blake lively is... "curvy"?!
Well shit, where does that leave me?
10/22/2008
♥ friday seems like so long from now
Once every two weeks is just not often enough.
10/22/2008
21 October 2008
♥ planned major of the week:
I will change my major from journalism to English, get my teaching license, and teach high school English. The more I think about it, the more I realize that the English teachers I had in high school have had the most profound impacts on my life: Mr. Davis, though he's not easy to get used to, Mrs. Kramer, who introduced me to some of the best books I've ever read, the universally adored Mrs. Kirby, and even that crazy old bat Zamboni have all had a significant role in the making of Emma-as-I-am-today.
Now the biggest problem I have is this: who will write my letter of recommendation?
10/21/2008
17 October 2008
♥ clearly i'm not cut out to work in catering
Wait, you mean "goldenrod" and "gold" are not the same color?!
10/17/2008
15 October 2008
♥ i opened a new bank account today
I'm going to Disneyland!
10/15/2008
14 October 2008
♥ a couple of things i love today
♥ Cancelled classes. Boy do I ever love sleeping in.
♥ A very detailed study guide provided by my sociology professor.
♥ New friends.
♥ Old friends.
♥ When the two groups aforementioned get along.
♥ A particular boy.
♥ The fact that I get paid on Friday.
And now, a few things I am not very happy about:
>:O The noise level here at the Hard Drive. Shut up, stupid skateboard movie boys!
>:O My roommate, and the fact that I can't find an inconspicuous way to use her academic probation to my advantage, AKA, get her kicked out.
>:O Is it really only Tuesday?!
>:O The fact that I only get to see said particular boy every two weeks.
>:O The way my tummy feels after a Doubleshot, which I desperately needed to stay awake.
>:O Midterms, yuck!
10/14/2008
12 October 2008
♥ you should've said no
Boys are just so infuriatingly stupid sometimes.
10/12/2008
10 October 2008
♥ i really don't get you at all
and I love it. We're going to be great friends.
10/10/2008
09 October 2008
♥ thanks for coming to your senses
It scares me a little (ok, a lot) how lost I was without you.
...But something tells me you were going through the same thing.
...But something tells me you were going through the same thing.
10/09/2008
08 October 2008
♥ perhaps the worst night's sleep i've had in college thus far
Sexiled from my room, skateboarding on the fourth floor, ceiling light rattling all night long, ambulances on a Tuesday night?, thinking about a boy, I miss my comfy bed at home.
10/08/2008
06 October 2008
♥ post #600
I can't believe that six hundred posts ago, I was just barely a freshman in high school. Four years feels like a very, very long time.
10/06/2008
♥ and i can't do everything
but I'd do anything for you.
10/06/2008
05 October 2008
♥ did you know that the greatest risk factors for breast cancer are being female and aging?
There's something about watching tens of thousands of women run through Denver and knowing they've raised over 2 million dollars for a worthy cause that kind of restores my faith in the human race.
10/05/2008
01 October 2008
♥ today is kind of the best day ever:
1. I love making $9.75 an hour to do homework and check my Facebook.
2. Extra credit just for showing up to my first class today.
3. Got my first test back in sociology today; I love getting A's!
4. Let out early in my last class to see Michelle Obama's speech.
5. Grilled cheese for lunch at Kitt. Fuck yes.
6. Card in the mail from my mom = Starbucks gift card much?!
7. Just finished my crappy science homework, and actually understand it!
College isn't so bad after all! I hope this doesn't mean my karma is about to take a turn for the worse...
10/01/2008
